Thursday, October 7, 2010

diapers and wipes.

as i mentioned in my last post, cowboy lets me be a bratty wife a lot. tuesday night was no exception. 

my boss is prego and ready to pop, so baby gifts were in store for her from me. she's told me that she has a ton of clothes...so i opted for diapers and wipes(creative, i know!) 
so as i was sitting on the couch, i saw the diapers and wipes sitting on the dining room table and came up with a brilliant idea! 
while we were on our way to dinner, i told hubby i had a present for him. he proceeded to guess what it could be a)something he could play on his xbox b)something he could wear(i like to buy him clothes) c)something i can wear, ha! d)ice-cream?
when we got home i made him sit on the couch and close his eyes. i then quickly wrote on a piece of paper "ONLY 34 WEEKS LEFT!" and placed it in the bag with the diapers and wipes. 
when he opened the bag and read the note, he immediately got a worried, nervous smile on his face, and asked, "you're pregnant?" to which i clapped and said, "yes!!!" and he replied "you're really pregnant?!?".
dont worry i only let it go on for a minute before i told him i really wasn't prego, because i thought he was gonna start crying, and i would have felt really bad. 

the only thing david said after i broke the news that i wasn't pregnant was that i am a bratty girl.
and i said...i know. 

1 comment:

  1. Okay, I was totally laughing out loud. That is so mean yet so funny at the same time! By the way, this is Vicki, Sister Gerken's daughter! Sorry about stalking your blog!

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